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Get Behind Me, Satan

One of the places we looked at for a wedding site was once owned by the best friend of Scarlet in Gone With The Wind. But before that, it was a brothel ... and even before that it was owned by monks that made very interesting and different-looking shrines. Not only that but wait, there's more. There's also Kayaking and tubing as well as a spa on the premises. So, it's a ways out of Boerne, so everybody would stay there and make a weekend of it.
We thought it was really beautiful, once you got out of the more traditional ranch area. The rooms that people stay in are really interesting stone building that housed the brothel ...
So, I haven't been updating, it was cool going to Odessa for Thanksgiving, but I will never do the morning shopping again on the day after Thanksgiving. It's like a couple bucks off and everybody is running around and acting crazy, Amanda laughed when some little kid kept ramming my heels with a shopping cart, but then I just stopped and stared him down until he went around. That's right, 12-year olds take note, I am not afraid to kick you ... as long as your fathers or older brothers are not there.
The best part of the trip was the going there as Alissa and I hit the road and slammed several energy drinks and jammed out the whole way. So, I'm already looking forward to our next roadtrip where we'll probably make some whacky road mix - complete with the likes of Milli-Vanilli or New Edition or Meatloaf ...
As for everything else, life is good. I bought a Napoleon Dynamite air freshener for my car, not thinking to check the aroma ... just assuming it would be a very 'Napoleon -esque scent. Well, it turned out to be bubble gum. Now even though I have taken out the air freshener and buried it under 4 feet and hard dirt, my car STILL smells like a candy shop, so much so that Alis won't drive in my car.


If you think that a kiss is all in the lips
C'mon, you got it all wrong, man
And if you think that our dance was all in the hips
Oh well, then do the twist
If you think holding hands is all in the fingers
Grab hold of the soul where the memory lingers and
Make sure to never do it with the fingers
Cause I'll tell everyone in the world
-The White Stripes.


...ummm later.
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